"Press 1 for kthxbye… press 2 for kthxbye… press 3 for shmooo an kthxbye, press 4 for snorgle an kthxbye, press 5 for catnip recuvvery sirvisis, press 6 for gluvved an powdird floofy paw pimpslap, press 7 to heer kitteh in heet, press 8 foar litter bawz changin, press 9 foar hareball sweepup"